When someone uses the term “garlic knot me” its a cry for help to get away from their pedo sinister bf/ significant other. Or it can be used to ask for a yummy garlic knot.
by Kwincykun May 11, 2021
when somebody pretends to care and interacts or plays with you for their benefit and could really care less about you
guy 1: damn dude i was waiting on leila she said she was going to meet up with me and she left to hang out with mark. i think she’s playing me out
guy 2: wow that sucks dude sounds like she was playing you out
guy 2: wow that sucks dude sounds like she was playing you out
by tisjayr December 14, 2020
The only form of disrespect that exceeds being left on read. Usually anywhere from forty minutes to an hour people know you've reached out.
by oOoofboifrick April 23, 2018
Spongebob: hello mr. krabs Mr. krabs: ahoy me bucko! Spongebob: can i have a promotion? Mr. krabs: not in a million years
by aqwesxcvghj August 12, 2020
Police officer: "You're under arrest for arsony while driving"
Me:"Dick me in the fucking face, Mr officer sir"
*Trump wins election*
Me: DICK ME IN THE FACE
Me:"Dick me in the fucking face, Mr officer sir"
*Trump wins election*
Me: DICK ME IN THE FACE
by Rice master December 09, 2016
when bacon helps some little fat dude live on some tv program or something, like i dunno, why are you even searching this just go watch it on youtube you idiot, you will defiantly find it there.
Black woman: bacon.... yea we definatly gonna throw that away
Father: *chuckles*
Little fat kid: NO! let me tell ya summing, bacon is good for me. i hayve hayd enough. *packs bags and gets a cab to nowhere*
Father: *chuckles*
Little fat kid: NO! let me tell ya summing, bacon is good for me. i hayve hayd enough. *packs bags and gets a cab to nowhere*
by BanterMcLadd April 22, 2015
The sumo of the slave world. The slave that always says “pick me master.” Which means they think they will get something extra out of being a simp to the master
Friend #1 “who wants to go get me another beer.”
Friend #2 “pick me I’ll do it.”
Friend #3 “shut the fuck up friend #2 you’re such a fucking pick me slave.”
Friend #2 “pick me I’ll do it.”
Friend #3 “shut the fuck up friend #2 you’re such a fucking pick me slave.”
by Charmaxxxx October 20, 2020