Box O' Fucks

A person who literally fucking destroys someone else's pussy with their sledgehammer dick.

I was given a Box O' Fucks by my son Timmy last night after I took his Nintendo Switch away, I should do it more often he's good at it.

by UncleFuncle April 10, 2020

Miami Onion Box

A bikini clad crotch at 8pm marinated in Hawaiian Tropic and infused with a day's diet consisting of Ceviche and mimosas rendered on a white sandy beach for 4-8 hours.

Tina was so wasted after her day at the beach, that she went to bed without washing out her Miami Onion Box.

by Coldread Official July 19, 2019

birthday Boxing Day

The day after your birthday is birthday Boxing Day

Spent my whole birthday Boxing Day hanging out my arse

by Woodpile October 11, 2022

doo doo box

a booty on a female that a guy likes or wants someone else to notice.

wow did u see that doo doo box

by arealdiamond November 4, 2013

juice box day

the day all white girls band together and talk about how skinny and flat they are

“hey sarah”
“hey kelly”
“it’s juice box day, you look so skinny!”

by coobycoo January 26, 2022

Boxed like a fish

Its a term to use when you want to absolutely jinx your chances in a manhunt.

George: "Ooooo... Dreams boxed like a fish!!!"

Dream: *Proceeds to destroy the hunters*

George: "..."

by Ur great aunt Sharleen May 20, 2021

slug in a money box

When your cock isn't up to it and it resembles a slug but you try to stuff it in anyway and the receiving hole is tight. Like the opening coin slot on a money box.

"Hey Colin did you get laid last night?"
"Yeah bruv, me cock wasn't interested though so it was like sticking a slug in a money box"

by Bixadon December 15, 2017