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schach attack 

the act of one friend singing a song or even talking about it, that it gets implanted in to your head for the rest of the day.
person one: "just a small town girl livin in a lonely world..."
person two: oh great now thats going to be stuck in my head all day!
person one: you just got a schach attack!!
person three: oh snap
schach attack by sofreshh June 11, 2009
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Face-attention

(noun)- When someone updates their status and/or posts on their Facebook profile, and as a result, receives 10, or maybe even 100's of replies -yes it's possible- commenting on that very same status.
1. (Girl/boy thinking to herself) Hmm.. what should I post which will give me lots of Face-attention?

2. Wow I got 60 replies after posting a video of Kanye dissing Taylor Swift! Sweet! Face-attention! What I crave most!

3. I feel so unloved....no one ever gives me Face-attention!

boss attack 

Originally boss attack referred the final battle in video games against the toughest opponent in the game.

However, I also describe it when your work boss decides to make your life hard, like assigning work at 4pm on Friday.
Oh, oh, boss attack. Everyone look busy and maybe he won't tell us to rearrange the stockroom.
boss attack by sanjuro_kurosawa September 8, 2010

CAPS ATTACK

What you get when you IM someone after a day of writing stored procedures in SQL.
-HEY DUDE WHATS'UP?
-Why are you yelling?
-Oops sorry I was programming in SQL earlier and got caps attacked.
CAPS ATTACK by d3ly51d October 15, 2010

Fatal Attraction Fart 

Its a fart that is like a clingy and creepy ex girlfriend that won't go away. Its when you fart and it just stays in your pants and wont disappear. They show up and the worst possible times. Most of the time they skulk up like an ass goblin and surprise you. Frequent sightings have been during dates with hot chicks and meeting your chicks parents for the first time. Bad timing!
I was at the party the other night ready to hook up with this chick when I had a fatal attraction fart that cleared out the room.

Stupid Attack 

When you do something you know you shouldn't do, "the voice in your head says STOP!"but you do it anyway, then get caught.
Never spit into the wind. It's a windy day and you coughed up something that needs to be out of your body. Take a deep breath and let it fly. It turns back and hits you in the leg or someone else. "Hey I'm so sorry I must have had a stupid attack"
Stupid Attack by woodrak March 8, 2011

Zack-Attack 

A Zack-Attack is when a girl talks to Zack for any period of time, then spontaneously becomes a member of the LGBTQ+ community.
Vam: hows relations with that one chick?
Zach: red flag bro I hit her with a Zack-Attack on accident.
Vam: damn bro sorry to hear.
Zack-Attack by Kayne-North-North January 18, 2022