22nd may

A dang where all rakderrs are born

Oh man that dude is born in 22nd may his dick must be large

by masterofwords6942069 November 21, 2021

May 31

The day to let him do butt stuff without arguing or complaining

Man: Hey, it’s May 31st
Woman: Okay baby I know what to do…
Woman: takes off shorts and lets him in her butt

by TheHolidayGuy May 30, 2024

May 28th

National flash your Bf day, please him 😇

"it's may 28th, time to flash me"

by misredemption May 28, 2025

May 11

National Throat Fuck Day

You know what day it is?

May 11, let me hang my head off the bed for you or do you prefer the couch this time?

by Biggus Dickus 2013 May 6, 2024

This is May 3rd All Over Again

In a reference to Mike Morgan's famous saying, "This is May 3rd All Over Again."

It usually means that something bad is or has happened.

>Teacher: gives a pop quiz
>Student: This is May 3rd All Over Again!

>Something bad happens
>This is May 3rd all over again

by HM01 May 3, 2025

must masturbate may

something that does not exist like your dad

Joe "When is must masturbate may?"
Jeff "When your dad comes back."
Joe cries

by IDK BUT YOUR MUM IS GAY November 21, 2022

May

Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
When I was a kid on VoIP
I thought when I get older
I'd marry her, I told her
Now I'm 26, and I work in an office
Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest
If I could change a single thing
I'd make it me and not him
He's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
And even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole (woo!)
Yeah, I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared)
The one who took you away from me
You hit it off instantly
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
Push against his fashion sense
I've thought about what he looks like nude
I'm not gay, though

Philza Minecraft: Yo man is that May, she just makes me want to: "Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
When I was a kid on VoIP
I thought when I get older
I'd marry her, I told her
Now I'm 26, and I work in an office
Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest
If I could change a single thing
I'd make it me and not him
He's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
And even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole (woo!)
Yeah, I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared)
The one who took you away from me
You hit it off instantly
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
Push against his fashion sense
I've thought about what he looks like nude
I'm not gay, though"

by NovoHwak24 April 8, 2021