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Three bear

Three bear: A person who will one up every thing you say or do. If you shot one bear they shot three bear
You know i told Jimmy my dog weighed 80 lbs but he three bear me and told me his weighed 225.
by Shasta pop April 15, 2025
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bear

bear is an icon texas dog owned by texas lil tay. people call him a rat but he isnt just a cutie pookie.
bear is an icon
by pedriisannoying August 18, 2023
mugGet the bearmug.

Teddy Bear

The cuddly bears who protect the little kids from monsters under there bed
We need to get Timmy a Teddy bear so we don't have to keep going in his room to make sure the monster doesn't get him
by MymumletmedrinkDIETWATER September 20, 2019
mugGet the Teddy Bearmug.

Sugar free gummy bears

Gummy bears that basically just act as laxatives. Diarrhea hell ensues. They have funny reviews on Amazon.
Holy SHIT I ate 5 sugar free gummy bears and now I don’t think I’m ever leaving my porcelain throne
by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024
mugGet the Sugar free gummy bearsmug.

stuffed bear

When Your Parents are divorced and dont bother interacting with you as a child and think a stuffed bear will change your life jokes on you it did if they didnt give you that piece of cotton you would probbably be unstable it helped you cope when your mom hit you, you talked to it for hours, you hugged it going to sleep, you treated it like the friend you never had and it treated you like a wonderfull friend and when the screaming gets bad you just hug your bear and everything becomes better some may say its stupid but to you it holds significance its even more important than the person who told you its stupid
person 1: he sleeps with his stuffed bear?
person 2: it keeps him from falling apart
by Emotionally Unavailable October 21, 2025
mugGet the stuffed bearmug.

Bear paw

A vagina that's twice as wide as a camel toe and moose knuckle combined. Yuck!!!
Oh my god look at the size of that bear paw! That's nasty bro!
by Giovanni 27 March 17, 2016
mugGet the Bear pawmug.

wearing the bear

Suffering the consequences for cheating on your girlfriend. Inspired by MIDSOMMER.
I stepped out on my girl, and she found out. I'd better stay out of her way or I'll be wearing the bear.
by ImpracticalJokersFacebook December 6, 2022
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