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school is uncool 

makes sense.

School Bag Hooch

The alcohol unwittingly produced at the bottom of a school bag, when tubs of fruit are left untouched in the bag for periods of time.
Student 1 - "Phew, you smell like a bar!"
Student 2 - "It's just the School Bag Hooch I'm brewing"
School Bag Hooch by Nicko Steel March 20, 2022

School toilet stalls 

The most likely spot to be see a scene of two gay guys/girls having sex down at the bottom of the toilet.
I went to the School toilet stalls to find a new sex buddy.

School lunch 

The worst non-edible concoction of the universe. Food that is an old, over or under cooked, too greasy, spoiled version of real food.
Kyle: did u see the school lunch dude
Matt: yeah it looks like dog shit

School Lunch 

Overpriced… You can just get the same things at the vending machine for a few cents less. The food is good though.
School Lunch by Pxprobotvidz September 1, 2022

School Bathrooms

The WORST THING IN SCHOOL, There’s paper everywhere and there’s a chance of piss being on the floor, And the doors are broken and the school doesn’t do shit! If the doors are broken, There’s a high chance of someone opening it and accidentally seeing your ass or your junk. Also the toilets will be occasionally disgusting af. And last but not least, People will try and see you while you just wanna piss or shit in peace!
school bathrooms are a no
School Bathrooms by Pxprobotvidz September 1, 2022