reverse lumbermill

noun. - To create a log of feces, either by excretion or by compounding several smaller pieces, freeze said log, and then use the log for anal stimulation of a partner, followed by personal anal stimulation, followed by mutual anal stimulation (think "ass to ass"). More intense with the addition of corn to the diet in the day preceeding. lumbermill

Man, that was one helluva house party! Not only did they have all the Bushmills and Dogfish Head we could drink, when I went upstairs to use to pisser I walked in on two lesbians doing a reverse lumbermill!

by bigOT07 December 30, 2007

Reverse financial advisor

A financial advisor who charges outlandish rates for his/her day to day services.

Don't hire that guy, man, he's a reverse financial advisor.

That reverse financial advisor cost me an arm, a leg, my firstborn, and my soul!

by Wulfblood January 11, 2011

Reverse Bidet

The exact polar opposite of a bidet; instead of being sprayed with a stream of fresh water from your toilet, you spray your toilet with a high-pressure stream of hot diarrhea.

1. I painted my girlfriends toilet with a Reverse Bidet.

2. Never lift the seat after a Reverse Bidet.

by SpankyJones September 3, 2020

Uno reverse card

The Uno reverse card meme trend began around May 10, 2018 when a user linked Uno to the existing "No U" meme. It was a natural fit given that "No U" is an anagram of "Uno." From there, users on the Internet transformed the "No U" Uno card meme into the Uno reverse card meme and hilarity ensued.

Bill:U fat
Jack:*uses uno reverse card*
Bill:Oh no im fat now

by JasonHW November 8, 2021

Reverse convertible

When a person drives with their trunk fully open intentionally in order to get the effect of having a nice convertible.

Joe: Hey billy look at that retard driving their reverse convertible.
Billy: damn what a dumbass

by Sillywillytard679 March 11, 2019

Reverse Runny Nose

The act of putting one partner upside down while the male ejaculates in their nostrils. The partner then sits up draining semen out of the nose giving the effect of a running nose.

"Yeah I gave lucy a reverse runny nose last night"

by Terry_G_Lewis January 28, 2025