Double punch

A secret taekwondo move where you punch simultaneously with both hands, making it nearly impossible to defend in any situation.

Also a well known dance move popularized in Mexico.

Bad guy: I am robbing you

Not bad guy: *double punches in the direction of the attacker

Bad guy: *gets confused and leaves

by davefromcanada February 18, 2024

Soft Punch

When a man attempts intercourse without a full erection. The term implies some level of frustration due to the desire for copulation, resulting in a somewhat aggressive, though ultimately unsuccessful, effort.

Paul hooked up with the hottest girl he ever met, but due to performance anxiety, could only manage a brief soft punch.

by Snail Cum February 29, 2024

Scranton punch

A Joe Biden powered punch to the neck scrotum (SEE: Neckum).

Did you see that 81 year old hammer that 77 year old in the throat crotch with a Scranton punch?!

by Dr. Lawrence Applesauce March 5, 2024

cheese puncher

Cheese Puncher - slang term for a male homosexual . First used on Season 1, Episode 6 of “Ted” (on internet app “ Peacock”).

…”Your son is doesn’t play sports, he’s 16, he’s minty, he picks the egg shells out of the garbage , he’s going to be a cheese puncher.” Ted

by Lawman1646 March 26, 2024

fruit punch

punch somebody in the face or throw a fruit at somebody's face with a tighter action 😂

"keep talking imma fruit punch your face"

bob's brother got in a fruit punch fight

by Jxy_5x May 19, 2024

Porsche punched

To hit someone so fast and clean they don’t want any more smoke.

He backed down like a bitch. No, I porsche punched his ass, you didn’t see it?

by The polish plummer May 21, 2024

Shuttle Puncher

1. (Noun) a traditional Irish alcoholic beverage which consists of a pint of Guinness stout and a shot of vodka.

2. (Noun) a term used to describe an Irish person who can drink shuttle punchers like there’s no tomorrow

1. I got hammered off shuttle punchers last night and pissed on the floor of Supermacs

2. Seán is a serious shuttle puncher, I’ve seen him down 4 in a row like it was water and try to sleep with his mam 20 minutes later.

by Binocularboy May 23, 2024