Mids Peddler

Someone who does or sells mids.

That kid Justin’s a mids peddler.

by Stankycorn April 3, 2019

e-pedos

A sexual predator using the internet to catch underage kids

Hey George, i've heard you've been talking to Richard, i think he's a e-pedos

by bigdicknigga12 April 24, 2019

nice pedo

a pedo who you actually like such as not wanting to run away from them or calling the cops. Meaning you actually want them to fuck you because they are a nice pedo.

bruh i met this pedo online and i actually like him/her i think he/she is a nice pedo

by Big Batty Homo 76 August 10, 2019

jose pedroza

A typical bean you see everywhere. Most often times big and hefty. Most of them are nice people but some can be dumb. Some may even say they look like a rat. Some Jose pedrozas may have bigger tits than your girlfriends.

Brooo where’s jose pedroza at? That foos big he’s everywhere

by ct nation September 5, 2019

Gyro-Pedo Kidnapper

Someone who is both an extreme Pedophile and Gyrosexual. A Gyro-pedo kidnapper will kidnap small children, ppaint them green and use them for sexual pleasure until they reach the age of consent. when the children reach the age of consent they will be released deep in the wilderness of Africa where they will learn to mine salt.

Person1: Matthew I'm beginning to think you are a Gyro-Pedo Kidnapper
Matthew: why would you think that?
Person1: because of all the green children chained in your basement with enlarged assholes

by the_Green_Packages September 9, 2019

A Pedersen

A Pedersen is a mythical creature only to be spotted during a full moon every 14.5 years. Only one man has ever survived the encounter of a Pedersen, as the Pedersen will try to bite your balls off and let you bleed out while you are hanging upside down by your penis hanging by a fishing hook.
A Pedersen will only target men or transgenders, as long as they have a penis (to get hung up by).
As the victim has been hanging by their penis for 4 and a half hours, the Pedersen will let him off the hook, and lay the victim down on the ground, from here the Pedersen will unzip his pants to get his hairy asshole bare, and finish it all off by landing on its ass on the victims face, completely crushing the victims face.

I've heard there's a Pedersen lurking in the woods.

by Dickmeister6969 November 19, 2019

Pervy Pedro

You shave your pubes and keep the trimmings. Then, later that night, you jizz a mustache on a girl and sprinkle the cut pubes on her face

I heard Andy Maks gave his girl the old pervy pedro last night.

by Lews Therin October 19, 2019