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Swim in the Milk

To engage in money making activities. Why would someone swim in the milk? Because milk makes cheese. What is cheese? Money.
Jimbo is on the grind. He must swim in the milk.
by Chef Ubetcha March 21, 2021
mugGet the Swim in the Milkmug.

reduced-fat milk

Refers to the various "levels" or "degrees" of "milk" (sexual intercourse) that are below the actual "full-fat" kind (hot 'n' heavy copulation with totally bare genitals). These include:

2% milk (where the girl manually/orally "releases the pressure" right beforehand, so that the eager stud will be "freshly emptied" and thus won't be able to cum again for at least a few minutes, and so the girl can safely let him insert his bare cock and thrust inside of her for a while without spurting),

1% milk (where the chick still allows the guy to enter her but insists on his using protection),

Fat-free milk (where the cutie just gives the guy a blowjob or handjob. "Fat-free" milk may often be what is administered by a sympathetic-hearted chick to a second guy often while she is simultaneously riding her boyfriend's cock as a "cheer-up/courtesy gesture" so that said male bystander won't feel so "left out"; the girl takes pity on the partner-less dude and uses her lips and/or hands to pleasure his cock and let him "vent his pent-up emotions", without actually "giving him any cream" allowing him access between her legs),

Powdered milk (where the gal lets the guy undress her and caress her all over with his hands and lips, and cuddles naked in bed with him, but does not "pleasure" him orally/manually or permit sexual intercourse of any kind), and

Curds and whey (where the gal lets the guy feel her up, but does not let him undress her).
Horny guy: I love my new girlfriend --- nice personality, hot bod, great cook, and so on. I just wish she would let me truly "go all the way", but she only allows me reduced-fat milk --- makes me wear a rubber if I wanna "do it" between her legs!
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
mugGet the reduced-fat milkmug.

milking the clam

Trying to get extra money or resources out of something that has no more to give; a waste of time and effort
Although he was broke, Bill's mate kept milking the clam be asking for money.
by FHPRGuy November 20, 2018
mugGet the milking the clammug.

milk and honey

and as the sun set, the girl who's not like other girls whispers...

A E S T H E T I C
milk and honey is for edgy goth girls and white girls
by big boi gay January 16, 2019
mugGet the milk and honeymug.

dad's milk

It a rare thing that you will never get to see.
ha. Where's your dad's milk huh?
by dontgetserious February 23, 2023
mugGet the dad's milkmug.

milking the otter

The act of a hairy hand giving a hand job to a hairy penis ever so delicately while keeping the hand lubricated with one of the participants swamp ass sweat. After the pubic hair has very moistly covered most of the penis the receiver is allowed to cum. Thus making it look like a milked otter.
Dude I was milking the otter so hard last night it's like a hairy cum forrest down there.
by Johnny_Suede October 14, 2014
mugGet the milking the ottermug.

milking

Similar to milking a cow but in joke form. When you milk a joke so hard just for attention. Sometimes in worse cases it can be rehearsed in the first place.
Person: *says a joke*
*everyone laughs*
-some time later-
Person: *repeats joke again*
Everyone: Wow you're really milking that joke, it wasn't even funny in the first place.
by soxy February 10, 2018
mugGet the milkingmug.

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