heroine music

some made up rumor that there is music that gets you high by listening to it. complete bs.

this guy at the ymca was passed out from getting high by listening to heroine music.

by truthbetold14 November 5, 2013

Mall Muscles

Muscle groups that become especially developed with habitual shopping.

(After five hours of mall shopping)

Girl 1: Man I am so sore carrying all these bags for so long.

Girl 2: I know right - don't forget all that walking. We totally just had a workout.

Girl 1: Yeah our "mall muscles" let's get a real out out in tomorrow morning! Let's go for a run?

Girl 2: You are crazy girl.

by Tehefvriyoas January 2, 2014

Dude muscle

Penis, dick, cock

Wow, check out his dude muscle

by CRA March 1, 2014

struggle music

the genre of "rap" that is so bad it deserves special recognition. examples include Coco and You Guessed It

"Man what are you listening to?"
"Some struggle music. It's hilarious."

by epilepticoctopus December 13, 2014

Banjo music

The sound the rubber bands make when you're face fucking your 12 year old babysitter's braces.

I dropped the babysitter off at her Mom's but we made a little banjo music along the way.

by Sackmeat April 30, 2014

turd muscle

an asshole

English Teacher: "This is the third time you haven't done your homework, Kyle."

Kyle: "I had chores to do on myself afterschool, teach!"

E T: "Oh, please, you're a turd muscle. That's why you didn't do your homework!"

by NateBlake666 June 6, 2014

dick muscling

to be ruffed up by someone's penis

Some people don't know when to quit dick muscling!

by jetgetswet September 11, 2014