The hard house DJ is one of many rare talents, one who has the ability to play a variation of hoover driven tracks at around 150bpm without the use of a sync button. The hard house DJ is the one who will let you know copious amount of times that "they have this on vinyl". The Hard house DJ has an amazing ability to adapt, they can for years telling all that vinyl is king and only "Real" djs use vinyl, until they buy a digital controller and ask their mates to send them tracks and start forming a huge following playing live sets online 3 times a day. The Hard house DJ is a very well informed and literal thinker, often holding a great intelligent mind, they often form opinions on other fellow Hard house DJs with comments such as "they can't mix for shit" or "whose arse did they kiss to get a set?" These opinions are held with great conviction and passion, often slagging off a certain fellow DJ to their mates for months. Very occasionally a DJ will propel to Hard Dance stardom with their newly found following, record label and club night, The DJ, the Hard House DJ has been slating for months now becomes the new "Best friend". The Hard house DJ, like a wild predator will latch on to the new best friend in the hope for a set or even a colab on their next released track. Often liking and commenting on the propelled djs social posts almost daily. Hard house DJs tend to have more opinions than vinyl records.
by Mixtrack Pro July 24, 2022
Get the Hard House DJmug. Used as a compliment
by Random_p3rso July 15, 2022
Get the Slay the house downmug. by Horny Critter February 26, 2024
Get the Yaller housemug. A song by Anja Kotar that turns the traditional meaning of House Party upside down. In her case, having a house party is when you're home alone and living it up. You chill on the couch in your robe, order some takeout, and binge TV.
"I'm having a house party / Not staying up till morning / Sleep then I'll watch a movie".
"I'm having a house party / And no one else can join me / Just gonna keep it low key".
"I'm having a house party / And no one else can join me / Just gonna keep it low key".
by bigfocaccia November 25, 2019
Get the House Partymug. A Discord server also known as HIVegans and possibly the worst Discord server I have been in. The owners and moderators for the server are a bunch of feminazis, communists and racists (towards white people mainly). They'll call anyone who eats meat fat, or if they lose an argument against an omnivore. You'd think the owner and mods would set a good example, but that's far from the case. Mod abuse is present in the server and I'm living proof of that because one of the moderators lost an argument against me and got the bot to mute me for "700 years" which means I could not message in the server, so there was no point in being there anymore, not that I'd want to be in a server with a bunch of Woke SJWs.
Don't go to House of International Vegans if you want to learn more about veganism. It's a very bad environment for those who want to learn more about veganism or join a server with fellow vegans.
by UltimateDoge January 7, 2025
Get the House of International Vegansmug. 
Get the Why is there a bat flying around my house?mug. by HuntV18 June 27, 2024
Get the Irish chow housemug.