Matteo moment

A matteo moment is used when we have to describe something or someone that has harassed a child before.

That child just got kidnapped, matteo moment!

by SNAPCHATUSER505 April 25, 2023

Brocca Moment

Quando i gatti si siedono e li guardi di profilo e sembrano delle brocche. L'effetto è accentuato dal peso e dal pelo del gatto

Al momento il mio gatto sta avendo un Brocca Moment

by BiroBiro October 7, 2021

Mazda moment

Basically a mazza moment, but the Mazda car company

"Lad, I just got a job"
"That's a Mazda moment"

by Krillington December 7, 2021

John Moment

When you spell something horribly

John cannot spell therefore he had a John moment

by Cumlordigan September 18, 2021

Neil moment

A Neil moment is a way to describe or call a situation in were a person tries to act cool or get attention by saying things like. My Laptop broke or I lost my book. And then you or someone else points out that its a bad thing the person says some deus ex machina crap and says oh wait I fixed it.

Neil: Hey bro just got some weird dots in my eyes from looking at the son.
Me: Yoo you could get blind are you ok?
Neil: Nevermind i just put my hand on my eye and pushed it and its fixed.
Me: Neil moment

by Zan van April 15, 2022

Woman Moment

When someone (usually women) think its a good idea to give themselves bangs

Person A: Whats wrong with your hair?

Prrson B: I had a woman moment last night.

by momenthaver August 7, 2025

Ollie Bearman Moment

saying "Sorry mate wont post it again, gl with *insert word here*👍" after someone gets mad at you, just as F3 driver Ollie Bearman did

this guy was mad at me for saying he was a bad driver and i replied sorry mate wont post it again, gl with driving👍 it was such an Ollie Bearman moment

by Tactical Teabag March 1, 2022