a complete moron that knows everything about nothing. all talk, pats himself on the back and takes credit for something he cannot do. one so full of himself and doesn't even realize it. insults other peoples intellect
My ex-boss Bruce Brower jr. Of Brower Plumbing and Heating of Trenton NJ is one of the biggest Douche bags known to man. Pretends to be connected with the Italian mob. Wears wife beater t-shirts and talks down to women. Lifts weights for his arms only with skinny legs. Pretends to know everything and threatens people with his famous words of "don't let me catch you on the street" total clown
by mr.beam June 8, 2014
Get the douche bagmug. 1. A Belgian waffle topped with a drizzle of the remaining contents of a douche bag.
2. That cheese dick mother fucker whom cuts you off in traffic, honks horn, drives too slow, or just plain looks like a assjacker. (i.e. Harris of kades)
2. That cheese dick mother fucker whom cuts you off in traffic, honks horn, drives too slow, or just plain looks like a assjacker. (i.e. Harris of kades)
Mmmm. A douche waffle sure would hit the spot right at this very moment...said nobody ever. Or, people who shoot 14 year old kids are douche waffles.
by ScottiePG.C July 13, 2016
Get the Douche Wafflemug. by Creeuwusjs June 16, 2016
Get the Douchmug. "here he is the biggest douche of the universe
in all the galaxies there's no bigger douche than you
you've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom
good going douche, your dreams have come true"
- South Park & Humanity on Vlad Tenev
in all the galaxies there's no bigger douche than you
you've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom
good going douche, your dreams have come true"
- South Park & Humanity on Vlad Tenev
by KisaTheStrippersVaginaSeattle February 2, 2021
Get the The biggest douche of the universemug. "I watched an all day marathon of the Facts of Life and got so many douche chills, I think I now have douche hypothermia!"
by kraeg June 17, 2009
Get the douche hypothermiamug. A person who shuns the use of sleeves and regards bottle openers as a poor substitute for slamming beers bottles on kitchen tables
It's 20 below and Zach still refuses to sew those sleeves back on his sweatshirt...what a douche bag
by Rytoc December 7, 2007
Get the douche bagmug. Taken from a lyric of Manfred Mann's "Blinded By The Light". A revved up douche is a douche of a person who is 'revved up', i.e., acting particularly douchey; someone being extra rude, loud, over the top, etc.
To be revved up like a douche is to be someone exhibiting behaviors like that of a douche that is revved up.
To be revved up like a douche is to be someone exhibiting behaviors like that of a douche that is revved up.
"Did you see that revved up douche in the crowd?"
See also:
"Man, Jack was really revved up like a douche today"
See also:
"Man, Jack was really revved up like a douche today"
by KillerNugget April 5, 2024
Get the Revved up douchemug.