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bmw douche 

Someone who hates on BMW's and is therefore a douche.

Yes you are mad you can't afford one and no we don't lease. We Own.

You're mad you can't afford one and have nothing better to do than write lies and bs about those who can afford one.

Maybe you should stick to your toyota since you would never be able to afford to buy one outright let alone put 20 g down for one to walk out of the dealership with it.

We make 100'000's of dollars a year and can therefore afford a bmw, a bmw douche can't. aka a( hater)AS IN WE have more power and money than you do and can afford better cars.

You're a BMW douche because you wish you had one yet can't afford one.
BMW douche is the guy who's hating on them not the drivers.
bmw douche by klimx March 21, 2010
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Dizzle douche

The derivation of the latin word ductio, meaning shower and the slang word 'dizzle', the combination of which is used to describe a sanitation utility for the canal that leads from the uterus to the external orifice if the genital canal, or to the cloaca.
"Yo man, that chick needs a dizzle douche!"

bonsai douche 

A tree that is small, stupid and has no self worth.
You have a lot of trees in your yard. Most of them are pretty big but that one over there is nothing more then I Bonsai Douche!
bonsai douche by ducknukem2999 December 17, 2008

Expired Bag of Douche 

1-A douche bag to the ultimate extreme.

2-A used douche bag.

3-A person whom is unaware of their douche bag status.
That dude is wearing basketball shorts, a popped collar, sunglasses, and tivas with socks. I think he even has Dr Dre as his ring tone.. What an expired bag of douche!

Bag of Douche 

Similar reference to douchebag, but said when the speaker desires to get a laugh.
Nick: Look, guys! I can bench 200 pounds twenty times!

Alex: Nick, you're being a bag of douche.
Bag of Douche by dudebro15 August 11, 2009

after douche

when a douchebag performs such douchery and is graduated to the next level.
darren joseph craig is the after douche..
after douche by lilbichygrl August 13, 2008

game douche 

a douche-bag who always trys to name a better game than the one you are talking about.
I like Forza Motersport 2." "I like Blur better." " Your a game douche" " I know"
game douche by dik face June 29, 2011