A douche bag, but of other worldly proportions.
by Gtennis310 November 12, 2018

A douchebag so douché, his fabric is comprised of the douchiest qualities amassed from the douchiest of douchebags. These ingredients together combine to form the ultimate douche: the douche salâde, a douche so douchey that a circumflex was required to capture the full extent of his doucheté.
NB: Not to be confused with douche salad.
NB: Not to be confused with douche salad.
Example 1
A: Hey, take a look at that ass wipe over there.
B: I know, right? What a douche salâde!
Example 2
A: Why aren't you pussies drinking yet? It's like 3 PM!
B: Brad, stop being such a douche salâde...
A: Hey, take a look at that ass wipe over there.
B: I know, right? What a douche salâde!
Example 2
A: Why aren't you pussies drinking yet? It's like 3 PM!
B: Brad, stop being such a douche salâde...
by Caesar Salâde March 17, 2016

by THE BOMB DIG May 28, 2012

by thepainfultruth August 27, 2015

A person who is being unnecessarily loud esp. when using an electronic device that could otherwise channel the noise through headphones, or be listened to in another room.
I was going to study in my dorm, but my roommates were being sound douches so I went to the library.
by Failsaurusrex March 14, 2014

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by <3Lex May 18, 2008
