ape cock

huge black dick.


Can also be used for a nik name for a doe.
or a nik name for ape

that boy last night had such an ape cock.


dude wheres ape cock at tonight?

by smallandlittle February 15, 2009

cock block

A cock block is when two males are moving in the same girl and the fellow with no chance prevents the second male from advancing on the girl. He cock blocked the second guy and both lose.

This scenerio involves a male "friend" of a girl who continually tries to break the friend boundry while another male moves in on the girl. When the "friend" refuses to let the new guy and the girl be alone, he is cock blocking him. In a way, he is throwing the game for both teams, since no one wins... a cock blocker!

by Penguin September 6, 2003

cock smoker

a person either male or female (or somewhere in between) that loves the cock

Eat a dick you cock smoker

by ??? July 14, 2003

cock slap

in many porn vidoes, when a male beats the chick with his penis

uhhh yeah oh yeah! eat that bitch!
*nik likes it on the face*
*slap slap*

by Ice&Mer May 13, 2003

cock glaucoma

During sexual intercourse, at the end, the man ejactulates in the victim's eye (accidental or purposly) and thus creates a "fluid build up" in the eye affecting the cornea and outer eye.

when i busted a nut, i gave her cock glaucoma!

by brrr-aymond May 8, 2006

Cock Leak

An absolutely useless person or individual.

A person that is alive by sheer luck because their IQ seems to be of a negative quantity.

Someone that makes statements or jokes that are of no use or bears no relevance to the topic of discussion.

John is such a cock leak he put the staples in the stapler upside down.
Jim is such a cock leak he told gives assholes some hope.

by XpideR G August 4, 2009

Cock gawking

Staring at an abnormally huge penis knowing that it will not fit ANYWHERE!

Dude 1: What do you wanna go do tonight?
Dude 2: Wanna go cock gawking?
Dude 1: Sure!

by Istareatpenis.com August 21, 2009