1 november

it's give ur gf/bf happy birthday hug day. 🧍 ♀️🪄

x(bday boy/girl) : hi. whassup
y: hellooooiiioio. 1 november happy bday hug.
x: oh...weird
y: no it's k

by ducksaysvuckvuck January 24, 2022

*°= 3 = y; use x = 3, and y = 1

you found this on reddit, and searched it out of curiosity about the "child abuse" text that pops up.

John: "Hey Bob, search this up, it's funny! *°= 3 = y; use x = 3, and y = 1"
Bob: "wow so funny"

by deepestfried January 25, 2022

testing, 1, 2, 3

That one line everyone says to test their microphone. The most neutral sentence there is.

Presenter: "Testing, 1, 2, 3."
Audience: *thumbs up*

by woofemasse January 26, 2022

Tylenol 1

A super super "addictive" medicine whose trademarks are running out

Dr Kahn prescribed Tylenol 1 and 3 for me I never got

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

LOOKIN' OUT FOR #1

It may sound strange but it is people who look forward to any of you or myself to be first for this reason.

Cut to the chase, " IT'S A LIFE SAVER'.

It is a book written by ROBERT RINGER .

It is a song on MERCURY RECORDS by BACHMAN TURNER OVERDRIVE.

That be your TEAM .

OK , JOHN let me know as ILOOKIN' OUT FOR #1 as I have this BABY BOTTLE a big one for you to WEE WEE in for me as. you are the #1 person for me.

Considering the states of matter as when you eat LOOKIN' OUT FOR #1 can be the smartest thing you ever did as the action of drinking PISS FROM A BABY BOTTLE can SUCK A LOT OF GAS TRAPPED in your stomach and GI TRACT that helps ELIMINATE serious indigestion and poisons

If you want to learn how to pick up a GREASY WATERMELON a must read is " LOOKIN' OUT FOR #1.

If you want to learn how to be LOOKIN" OUT FOR #1 this is not the way as it only charted on BILLBOARD CHARTS at #65 BUTT you may say I SCUM and REAR END are important to address this side of YOURSELVE'S.

Especially LOOKIN', OUT FOR #1 is if you are indeed the TEAM IN FIRST PLACE on APRIL FOOL',S DAY and it is not just a JOB IT"S AN ADD VENTURE.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE January 31, 2022

February 1

National kiss ava day

You better kiss her or die on February 1

by Sagemartinez January 31, 2022

1-Shot

Mostly said in videogames when a player has very low health and can be shot once and die, however, this is also the biggest lie ever told by your teammates as well, causing you both to usually die because your teammate decided to lie to you, but lets be honest, who has not lied and said ''He is 1-Shot''

He's 1-Shot
No he fucking wasnt you stinky mouth breeding narcissist

by BreezyKurgan February 2, 2022