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Suck My Cock

Your best answer to any politically correct snowflake telling you that you shouldn't do something you like because it's "offensive/problematic". In another words, because it hurts the fee-fees of the said snowflake. An equivalent to the classic "Go fuck yourself".
"By what metric are these things unacceptable? If the metric is 'I don't like them', the answer is 'Suck my cock'. ... Because THAT is the exact same motivation as you saying to other people 'You shouldn't wear Halloween costumes'. The basis is, you saying 'I don't like it' and my basis for saying you to 'Suck my cock' is 'I DO like it', both of those just based on what we fucking feel like."

— Sargon of Akkad, regarding Netflix's infamous series known as "Dear White People".
by Ravaging Madman March 5, 2017
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Suck starter

Somebody that knows cpr, helps a drug addict over dose by sucking the poison out of there penis.
Everyone calm down, I'm a certified suck starter!
by Clifton. November 15, 2017
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Dick sucked

Deepthroating hardstroking facefucking
Knight stick spitting enjoying being a throat beast where ever when ever possible to the opposite sex this excludes trannies
Man I really wanna get my dick sucked right now
by anonymous December 21, 2019
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go suck a white eggplant

It means go suck a d*ck

noobpwnzor1285: xDDDD get rekt KID
Jimmy1234: Go suck a white eggplant
by robloxsucki April 13, 2019
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Suck in

When you arnet skinny but you wanna look skinny so you suck in your fat to make yourself appear to be skinny when you arnet
P1: omg gurl have you lost weight you are so skinny

P2: omg gurl no I haven’t I just suck in and it makes me look sooo skinny
by Skoobydoobiedoo April 2, 2019
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Kite yards suck

take first letter in each word to get the abbreviation kys.
"Your so bad!"

"Kite yards suck"

*teacher does not look over because she knows not of this sigma level language
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