false shower piss

The false shower piss is when one is standing in a shower under the water and the water goes down ones body and falls of the shlong (penis) and creates the sound of as if one is pissing hence the name false shower piss

Person 1: *through the door* are you pissing in the shower?

Person 2: *in the shower* no its the false shower piss

Person 1: oh i hate that

by Westwoodcolge January 15, 2022

Piss

Piss. Pee. Yellow stuff.

"Piss"
"Yum"

by Gothdnf November 7, 2021

piss flanked

When you're girlfriend says she's pregnant and won't piss on a pregnancy test

I was piss flanked again this week George... Only got 4 weeks to go and I'll try it again.

by Petesbeeps August 18, 2017

satan’s piss

seltzer water

don’t give me that shit bro you drink satan’s piss instead of water

by antidevilpiss_advocate July 2, 2022

Super Laser Piss

An attack used by Dr. Ivo “Eggman” Robotnik, usually performed from Space Colony ARK.

Eggman: “I’m gonna fuck the earth! That’s right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!”
(fires piss)
Eggman: “Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth; I m g o n n a g o h i g h e r . I’m pissing on the MOOOON!”
(Half of the moon is destroyed)
Eggman: “How do you like that, Obama?!?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!!”
Everyone: (staring in awe)

by not a G.U.N. soldier November 3, 2023

Piss flaps

The labia or “pussy lips” on an Uber-over-weight woman

Hey man, last night I had my face stuck in the piss flaps of Susie for close to an hour, I could barely breathe!!!

by Symphony of horrors August 29, 2022

homemade piss lemonade

Lemonade made in your house with piss as the main ingredient. It’s also used when someone made terrible move in party games.

Your answer is totally a cup of homemade piss lemonade

by D_Dawg_Y February 22, 2020