Slap ass day

Fake Holiday that if it was real you would not be able to participate cause you get no bitches.

April 1 is Slap Ass Day.
Person: Hey it's April 1 st!
Person 2: yeh?
Person: it's Slap Ass Day.
Person 2: No it's not it's April fool's Dumbass and anyways you get no bitches

by Ppoorrttiiaa March 31, 2022

Slap ass week

A week where you can slap anyone ass without them getting mad April 3-9

Can I slap your ass because it's slap ass week

by Heckmeister April 6, 2022

slap

When you spank Jada Smith's ass in front of Will whilst he plays with his tiny willy, then cum in his mouth and watch him puke while she records and posts it on her instagram

God damn, never realized slappin the shit out of Jada in front of soft Willy would feel this good

by ManOfSex April 12, 2022

slap Arson day

National slap arson day is on April 15th. For example:

“Hey Arson, you know what day it is right?” “No” “it’s national slap Arson day.” *slaps arson flat handed in face

by Ur Bsf owl :) April 14, 2022

Slap Arson Day

Its a day where you slap someone named Arson / Mio. For example:

“Hey Arson, do you know what day it is today?” “No?” “It’s national slap arson day” *slaps arson*

by Ur Bsf owl :) April 14, 2022

slap the tip

1) send her a vid of u fapping
2) slap the tip of your penis on camera

girl: heyy zaddy im horny frfr
boy: oh? what do u want me to do ab it?
girl: slap the tip

by k_lolziesUwU April 22, 2022

Slap your friends day

Slap ANY friend
May 5th

*Slaps a friend*
Friend:What was that for?
You: dumbass it's may 5th known as slap your friends day!
Friend: Oh no!

by Your_mum_ishot April 24, 2022