eat a donut, ma'am

When your spanx perfect pants are working.

Beth said, "some construction worker just yelled 'eat a donut, ma'am' at me. I just assumed my Spanx perfect pants were working.

by agropuffs November 4, 2022

Eat shit and die

Literally to consume ones own excretions - a byproduct of their biological existence - in a manner akin and even more vile than cannabalism - and then promptly cease to exist; it is not simply because they have eaten the shit that they die but because in the grand scheme of things they are eternally damned and will simply perish by the will of the universe, presumably.

Although the Russian insults to call someone the pus from the zit on the ass of a diseased camel is quite poetic and rich, the English phrase "eat shit and die" is in the Anglo tradition a more perfunctory and utilitarian insult which is at the same time existentially profound and shockingly curt.

by Balfi December 11, 2019

eat the happy meal

to swallow sperm

I told that bitch to eat the happy meal.

by illuminutteh September 15, 2017

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.9.Ima Drift Around Her Curves Then See Her Soon, She Wants To Know My Name, Thought She Knew The Truth, Eating Sunflower Seeds, That Is New York In June, Pierced White Gold Attachments For Leisure Based Tombs.9.

.9.Ima Drift Around Her Curves Then See Her Soon, She Wants To Know My Name, Thought She Knew The Truth, Eating Sunflower Seeds, That Is New York In June, Pierced White Gold Attachments For Leisure Based Tombs.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 12, 2025

mush-eating

When you eat something out of someone’s mouth while kissing them

Eating the remains of a pink waffer out of ones mouth, mush-eating

by Ambs hayat March 7, 2019

Eat a mum's potatoes

When you suck on a single mum's arsehole that hard her hemeroids pop out so you give them a chew.

Went to Jenny's last night to eat a mum's potatoes last, they were extra juicy.

by Kjabber February 25, 2024

Eat-a-thon

1. An eating contest.sometimes timed
Where the object is to consume as much food as possible in a given amount of time. (Think adam. Richie's man. Vs food) 2
2. Same as above. Difference being what is being "eaten" (in this. A. Cunnilingus contest)

1.bill: how did you like the buffalo wings cook-off? Mike:. Loved it! It was an absolute eat-a-thon! 2. Did you see those women from the intra mural. Team? Yah. Would love to have an eat-athon with every single one of them!

by 4realazitgits March 4, 2021