I eat our own dog food

Implies sweating profusely until swamp ass has turned into a frothed eggwhite like substance on your chode, which is then scooped and devoured with a cup of cold milk.

I eat our own dog food and store my crypto on Binance.com. I also need to convert crypto from time-to-time to pay for my personal expenses or for the Card.

by Rokett March 27, 2023

Eating pizza

Code-phrase for smoking weed. Used in conversations around the uninitiated to convey a story or time one was high, so the initiated still know what's going on.

Person 1: The other day, when we were eating pizza, I noticed something.
Person 2: I had to much pizza then, you probably remember better than I do.

by gzimmy March 18, 2023

Eat my dump

And now for the trick you

Eat my dump, foo !

by confused cajun man January 22, 2021

Eating Sloppy

When you eat sloppy unhealthy food like McDonald's/burger king as opposed to eating clean food like eggs or chicken.

I caught my friend eating sloppy at burger King the other day smh

by TimTRM July 20, 2023

eating beak

The licking of another person's asshole.

I'd been eating beak for hours before I realized that I had a hoof stuck between my teeth.

by Purina Princess December 18, 2011

You are what you eat

The proper response to anyone boasting about eating pussy

Lucas: "You won't BELIEVE how much pussy I be eatin'!"
Sarah: "I believe you eat a lot of pussy. They say, 'you are what you eat'."

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks July 28, 2019

go eat coal

New variation of "fuck off" or "eat shit and die." Came up with this when I had trolls piss me off and it's Christmas time. So instead of telling someone to eat shit, you can tell them to eat coal.

Troll says: Hey Asian, go steal another white husband.

I say: Hey troll, I doubt anyone is getting your rude ass anything for Christmas. Go eat coal.

by Consuela, M. December 19, 2016