Term for a person that eats ass and then wears a mask to preserve the taste and smell for as long as possible.
Person 1: Did you see them with their mask on when no one was around?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That person over there.
Person 2: Oh! They’re pulling a Kansas City CPAP after eating ass all morning.
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That person over there.
Person 2: Oh! They’re pulling a Kansas City CPAP after eating ass all morning.
by Smithsonian November 4, 2021
cass city (pronounced Cassidy) may be the funniest person on twitter but she also has a dark, dark secret. in 1999 i saw cass city kill a man in cold blood after an argument over whether or not ted dansen was in Cheers. cass city was wrong but she ended a precious life—one of god’s children, gone—and to this day denies the truth, leaving a trail of bodies in her wake.
by hellishgrandma November 24, 2021
Either the best or the worst high school you’ve ever heard of/been to. In contrast to the other school in town, Traverse City Central, it is the best (Central sucks). Known for having the best student section in the state of Michigan, adequate sports teams, and “Bring Your Tractor to School Day”.
Person 1: Why were there so many tractors on Silver Lake Road this morning?
Person 2: Must have been Bring Your Tractor to School Day up at Traverse City West.
Person 2: Must have been Bring Your Tractor to School Day up at Traverse City West.
by dayoop April 5, 2022
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by Invasive theory September 12, 2021
When you put whipped cream in a woman’s buttcrack, then she spreads her buttcheeks and farts spraying whipped cream around like a snow globe.
I spread her cheeks to eat my fill of her butthole and whipped cream, she farted like a Clydesdale spraying me like I was in a Sin City Snow Globe
by Booty McPounderson December 26, 2018
The trashiest park in the world. Usually filled with stuck up 14 year old employees. Managers are helpless redneck douche bags and except you to know your way around the park like the back of your hand.
by Harold Ryanstein October 28, 2023