Cass City

A "Cass City" is a utopia where people live in harmony with the pimps and hoes, pimps and hoes. It is also where sweet-ass kids like Rob, Tommy, Joey, Matt, and Thomas live.

Dood, have you ever been to a Cass City? It's amazing there!

by RRROOOBBB December 23, 2008

cass city

cass city (pronounced Cassidy) may be the funniest person on twitter but she also has a dark, dark secret. in 1999 i saw cass city kill a man in cold blood after an argument over whether or not ted dansen was in Cheers. cass city was wrong but she ended a precious life—one of god’s children, gone—and to this day denies the truth, leaving a trail of bodies in her wake.

Did you see cass city tweeting about Ted Dansen like he wasn’t in Cheers?

by hellishgrandma November 24, 2021