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higher than a birds pussy

When you've been up for 5 days on meth high as shit looking out the windows for cops
My uncle is higher than a birds pussy
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Scaring the birds 

Me and Johnny are scaring the birds holy fuck
Scaring the birds by Vortex_ November 18, 2020

Tripping Ugly Birds

When someone is high out of their mind in a public place, they are Tripping Ugly Birds.
“Man, I took a dab of shatter and now I’m tripping ugly birds.”
At a hockey game and smoking a bowl getting baked at intermission and going out in public “Dude, I’m tripping ugly birds right now”

12 gauge birdshot 

With a smaller pellet diameter than all other sizes of buckshot, birdshot grants you a larger number of pellets per shot. But even though birdshot is a versatile ammo choice, it isn't ideal for use when hunting deer, moose, bears or other large game. Most use steel birdshot for hunting waterfowl (duck) and predator control.
someone: oi bro wanna see my pop's 12 gauge birdshot

someone's friend : sure

someone: its birdshot

Someone's friend: that barley does shit

someone: wanna test it out

someone's friend: sure

someone's friend was never seen again*

a fish inside a birdcage 

Someone who has all the skills and knowledge to thrive, but due to circumstance, their surroundings, and the people and things their surrounded by, they will likely never live up to their potential. They will often feel inferior and insecure because they don’t seem to fit in, and don’t have the same abilities as their peers.

A fish has all the qualities and abilities to survive and thrive, but are helpless out of water, that’s where the saying is supposed to mean on a literal level, but on a figurative level it means someone who has skills and abilities that may be unconventional or less socially acceptable, and are pressured to fit a mold that doesn’t work for them.
Alice is a fish inside a birdcage. She has incredible potential, but she hangs around shitty people who don’t support her, and she keeps trying to fit in where she doesn’t truly belong.
When something messed up has happened.

When an event occurs that is generally of an unbelievable stature.
Bruv 1: Oh shit bruv that chick kicked me in the nuts innit?
Bruv 2: That's Birdie Bruv!
Birdie by ThatBrownGuy November 20, 2009