May 11

On May 11 you can ask any one to fuck and they have to say yes.

Boy:”Hey can we fuck?”
Girl:”Ew no”
Boy:”But it’s may 11”
Girl:”Ok let’s fuck”

by Ur mom 300 May 11, 2023

May 24, 2023

May 24th is buy your crush a box of donuts from dunkin day! Have your friends ask him what his favorite donut is, (or you can do it if you've already been talking to him) and buy him half a dozen! (6 in one box). Then bring it to him at lunch and walk away..

Girl 1: Tomorrow is May 24, 2023.. Which means I gotta go to dunkins to get my crush a box of his fave donuts!
girl 2: bruh.. add a note in the box with a heart.
girl 1: yeah no that's wayyy too much plus I'm super shy..

by littlehermosa May 22, 2023

May 30

the day jude cook got really weird with his girl friends sister! Such a jock!

jay went to bed with peyton’s sister on may 30 that’s fucked!

by kids named luke penis August 26, 2022

May 23rd: National Gay People Be Sad Day

A day where gay people are sad.

Oh, I get why you're sad, it's because it's May 23rd: National Gay People Be Sad Day

by Most average sized Dav May 23, 2023

may 31, 2021

NATIONAL PHILLIPA SOO DAY!!!! the day where we celebrate our A M A Z I N G precious cinnamon roll

may 31, 2021 pippa soo

by helmet January 9, 2021

May 27th

The day your favorite boy gives you his hoodie

"I'm cold! It's May 27th! "

by YourFavoritePersonJustBC May 22, 2024

May 10

May 10 is National calling out people day. So you can call anybody out

Today is may 10 so how about we don't lie about that one time

by anonymous May 5, 2023