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Dirt Ball

A Dirt Ball, colloquially referred to as DB, describes a person or persons who share a complete and utter disregard for social norms when it comes to maintaining an acceptable hygienic appearance. They may drool while talking, unknowingly wipe whatever disgusting matter they may have picked up, touched, stepped in or been exposed to onto you by the nature of their dirtballiness, or pull you backwards into the dirt, soiling your clean clothes. They often find humour in their status as a Dirt Ball (DB).
Dude #1- "Oh My God, Ben, what the heck are you doing!?"

Dude #2- "Bah, hih, hih, hih, hih, hih, ha!"

Dude #1- "Dude, get away from me you freakin' DIRT BALL!!!!"
by Itchy Law November 1, 2011
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balls on the walls

A better and more efficient way or say both "I swear to god" and "By the way" Basically it's a super phrase here to kick a** and take names.
Suzie: Babeeeeee take out the trasshhhhhh!
"Babe": Balls on the walls Suzie I'm five seconds away from leaving you for your hotter sister.

Chuck: Dude! Balls on the walls your shoes are fabulous.
"Dude": Because you said it like that it made me secure with my choice to be your friend and I now feel like I am overall a better person for being in your presence. I love you.
by Lindseythinksthiswillspread August 1, 2011
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Cooch Ball

When your vaginal area has been been so torn up, it is swolen and appears as a ball between the legs
Matt: Damn taylor, you must be a slut!

Taylor: Why do you say that?

Matt: You have a huge cooch ball
by Fuck Head! April 3, 2009
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Ball-Cock

(noun) A strange and rare condition where the affected has one large sac and testicle in place of a penis. Always coupled with Penis-Nuts.
See Penis-Nuts.
a: I saw Martin showering in the locker room today. that ball-cock really freaks me out.
b: I know, it's just not natural.
a: Makes you wonder, when he gets a boner, is it in the penis-nuts or the ball-cock?
b: Truly one of life's mysteries.
by kevcoch January 28, 2008
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gay as balls

Originally the term "gay as balls" had a very different meaning and was used to describe an event who's gaiety matched those of formal balls (dance).
I hear Florence's lawn party was gay as balls.
by Ballroom Queeny January 14, 2011
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Brown Balls

Originated from anal connoisseur Aaron, to receive brown balls is to penetrate a female, or males rectum; and during anal intercourse the penetrater will slap his testicles against the person's gouch and lower region on the asshole.

Assuming the man or woman hasn't wiped their poopers in some time, the testicles will turn brown from the fecal residue.
Aaron "Brown Balls" is the king of all things fetish. He probably has brown balls right now.
by Ya boy is on fire, dipset February 1, 2009
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mouth to ball

To describe a certain scenario or location as being off-key or slightly crazy.
"It looks pretty mouth to ball in there"
"The whole night was rather mouth to ball"
by Shaun The Sheep March 13, 2008
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