The douche of all douches. He is The Supreme Douche. All other douches, even The King of All Douches, are subservient to him, for his douchiness is beyond all others.
Dude! Look at Dick! He's being such a douche he can only be The Supreme Douche. No one could be more douchy than Dick. He's clearly der douche meister.
by speedshift September 16, 2014
Get the der douche meistermug. Taken from a lyric of Manfred Mann's "Blinded By The Light". A revved up douche is a douche of a person who is 'revved up', i.e., acting particularly douchey; someone being extra rude, loud, over the top, etc.
To be revved up like a douche is to be someone exhibiting behaviors like that of a douche that is revved up.
To be revved up like a douche is to be someone exhibiting behaviors like that of a douche that is revved up.
"Did you see that revved up douche in the crowd?"
See also:
"Man, Jack was really revved up like a douche today"
See also:
"Man, Jack was really revved up like a douche today"
by KillerNugget April 5, 2024
Get the Revved up douchemug. A person who shuns the use of sleeves and regards bottle openers as a poor substitute for slamming beers bottles on kitchen tables
It's 20 below and Zach still refuses to sew those sleeves back on his sweatshirt...what a douche bag
by Rytoc December 7, 2007
Get the douche bagmug. by Gfndog May 7, 2015
Get the transitional douchemug. 1. Ultimate phrase when comparing containers of douches.
2. The ultimate insult when talking to Scott or Joey.
2. The ultimate insult when talking to Scott or Joey.
by tiffa wiffa January 14, 2009
Get the douche shuttlemug. A person who has exceeded the levels of douche bag and is not quite douchey enough to be considered an asshole.
by Gotham in ashes August 31, 2013
Get the Douche canoemug. A hickey left on you by a douche that breaks up with you via email the day after receiving the stamp.
by Babardouchebaginator June 10, 2010
Get the Douche Stampmug.