Messy J

A PCP laced joint dipped in formaldehyde.

Dude rolls a messy J in the bathroom - goes outside for a toke and starts to spew esoteric bullshit to anyone who will listen.

by braille February 28, 2013

Blu j

often mispronounced as "bludge", this upcoming rapper causes all humans in a 5 mile radius to immediately start ovulating as soon as he starts freestyling.

Person 1: Yo Blu j were u freestyling?
Blu J: Yea how could u tell?
Person 1: I ovulated

by enjoyer of bluejay June 15, 2025

J Lo’d

When a person leaves a big tip for a service worker but his/her friend or significant other takes it and leaves a smaller tip. (J Lo would do this when she was out with her husband and she’d take their big tip and swap it for $5)

“I just got J Lo’d”

by veiledxo December 15, 2022

Chunky J

A playful nickname for someone who has a unique appreciation for eating the solid bits in vomit.

”Chunky J loves Gemüsecremesuppe“
”Have you seen chunky eat all the bits with little Wimmy?” ”Oh no, not again!“

by Nels69 February 22, 2025

1. j

A symbol used by the I Wanna Lockpick community to represent extremely large numbers

Person 1 playing I wanna lockpick: Yo Person 2, I got 1. j keys
Person 2 watching: wait what?? how is that possible???

by mreatha February 4, 2025

J-Blader

A nickname used for someone with a first name beginning with the letter J. Some may make a joke that the person stabs and/or talks about stabbing a lot.

D-Dog: J-Blader pass me that knife. Byut don't stab me.

Josh: Dude i told you not to call me J-Blader.

by Mnayin May 1, 2009

It's just a j

Its just a joke

bob: what did you just say?
tom: it's just a j bro

by Oxbi February 23, 2023