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Pressure Fart

1. uncontrollable flatulence produced by the onset of a full bladder.
2. when the pressure in your full bladder causes you to physically lose control of your farts.
Dude, quit stinking up the car!
Sorry man, I have to pee so bad that it's causing me to pressure fart.
by beechbum April 16, 2011
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Farting Cheddar

To have an excess of money, and spend it wastefully.
He won the lottery and bought 60 cars, he's pretty much just farting cheddar at this point.
by Dr. BANE November 24, 2010
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brain fart

It was a real brain fart, when he started talking about how his pants fell down while wearing them low.
by T.V. John March 27, 2013
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Cricket Fart

The kind of knock your socks off, stuff a tamp in your nose, cumin saturated, air biscuit that makes you wonder how something so powerful came out of someone so small.
Jesus Christ, do you smell that cricket fart? Keep it in your pants Kiki.
by TwatMuffaleta September 23, 2016
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vagina fart

The occurence in which one female procures a bodily gas from there pussy
yo, that girl just vagina farted!!!!!!!!
by Peepee LongCocc May 7, 2019
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fart raped

When a woman sits just right and farts, the gas from her anus pushes up her vagina. Raping her by the fart gas.
While Sally sat in math class she was raped by her fart. This is being raped by your fart or fart raped.
by Fit em May 6, 2018
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fart battle

when you are sitting in class and a fart comes along, but you struggle not to release it. The ensuing battle between you and the fart is called a fart battle.

When observing one in the midst of a fart battle they can often be found making funny faces, and are generally enveloped in extreme focus. These battles are extremely dangerous, as the fart could at any moment explode and overwhelm the victim or those those around him/her.
guy 1 - dude today in math I had to fart so bad, it was so hard to keep it in

guy 2- i know what u mean, I have fart battles all the time
by fart battle master April 12, 2010
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