Shit Housed

The state of being intoxicated way past shitty or shit faced. So drunk the house is moving!

Girl 1: Last night was bad for me! I was so drunk the walls were moving!

Girl 2: oh girl, you were shit housed drunk!

by Gunslinger0351 February 04, 2019

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Bikini House

a term that describes a place where bikini models visit.

The models are going to the bikini house to play board games.

by beladed January 28, 2022

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mexican fuck house

A group chat full of dirty minded cucks.

Ryan: Brother it is a Mexican fuck house today

by Mexican fuck house September 30, 2022

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Waffle house index

A scale created by FEMA used to determine how bad a situation is.

Green: Normal day, serves regular menu

Yellow: Using the generator/limited food supply, serves the limited menu

Red: YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO FUCKING PRAY (Things are bad, Waffle House is closed)

"Hey man things are really getting bad out there"

"Is it really? The waffle house index will determine that"

by free cheese June 01, 2023

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Maxwell house

A company that might be as in trouble as taxis and many other companies if they don't wake up with a cup of their own coffee and fight.

Maxwell House was trusted for over one hundred years, but if people like the cultish bubbly girl have anything to do with it, they won't be trusted much longer. Out with the old, in with the new (and fuck the families of anybody that had a job there) is the motto she lives by.

by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

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