Agricultural ass rape

When a man forcibly has a pinecone, corn cob, or other rough, plantlike object shoved up his anus in a form of sexual pleasure. Often associated with bondage.

Thomas: My ass is really sore...
Jack: Why? I thought you went home with that lovely Sheridan last night?
Thomas: Ya. But things got a little freaky. The agricultural ass rape went a little too far.

by ttarler June 18, 2011

arkansas ninja rape

When you put on all you can gear from last hunting season and proceed to sneak up on your cousin and bend him/her over and start jamming you 3inch errected penis into their asshole while pinching their nipples but in the end the cousin really enjoyed it

I could go for some Arkansas Ninja Rape right now.

by Datboi1234 July 6, 2017

Reflection Rape

When you punch a hole in the mirror and penetrate your terrified reflection with your boner. This is also known as 2nd dimension Raping.

several convicts were sent to australia in 1776 convicted of reflection rape

"I haven't gotten any thatch in a year, i'm gonna have to result to reflection rape, god save the queen!"

by Bath Wanker October 7, 2018

Rape Face

When a man has little to no distinguishable facial features and no facial hair. This would make them difficult to describe to authorities had they assaulted someone. They typically are an awkward or intense type of personality; only making their strange look more noticeable. This isn’t usually a choice look, it’s inherent. Somehow, guys with this look always seem a little 'off' mentally; possibly capable of something as heinous as rape.

My beard was bothering me, so I shaved and now I’m scared I have rape face.

by Marcus Marquise May 18, 2020

Hamas Rapes and Murders People

Why do people think you're intelligent? AMERICANS rape and murder people. IN AMERICA. We don't bomb their neighborhood and kill their neighbors and their neighbor's kids with them. We don't even execute them! They don't even go to prison for the rest of their lives. "The west" purports to believe the rights are intrinsic to all men. That rights aren't a circumstance of birth but, rather, a birthright.

Hym "I mean really! He wants to be my boyfriend SO BAD! GAAAAAAAAAAAYAH! GAAAAAAAAAY! 'hAmAs RaPeS aNd MuRdErS pEoPlE!' Seriously, if I had vivans A.I. would be sentient by now."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2024

Pandiculation Rape

When you've raped so many people many times that its contagious.

Moe Lester: Dude, my balls can't handle this shit anymore. I penetrated, cummed, raped, and molested so many woman that my son rapes people now. The last time I saw my son was he walked on me fucking a girl when he was 8.
Joe Lester: Damn, thats pandiculation rape. You sound just like my father, I also raped a bunch of fine gals that it went down to my son.
Moe Lester: Ah. That's real nice.

by CartelRRP November 23, 2018

face rape

when someone says hurtful mean things that they should only ever say behind your back to your face

'so howcome you and ashlie arent talking to each other'

'i dont wanna talk about it'

'tell me'

'well i was just being nice and she came out of nowhere

with this massive face rape'

by ihavahat March 31, 2010