parking the squid 

The act of getting eight fingers in the vagina, and placing the thumb gently up the rectum.

Man, parking the squid is fun, but my thumb really stinks afterwards.

parking the squid by Burnie Jenkins September 7, 2016

Parker 

parker is an amazing guy and friend. he never fails to put a smile on your face and is the best at giving advice. he is there for you no matter what you are going through and normally likes girls with the opposite hair and eyes as him. he is very likeable once you get to know him and is very easy to fall in love with. he gives the best hugs ever and is fun to be around. he is very athletic and good at every sport. he is also very popular and is friends with everyone. he never gets boring to talk to and never runs out of things to talk about. if you ever meet a parker make sure not to let him go because there is no one else like him in the world.

damn that guys the best. he must be a parker

Parker by parker’s bestie October 2, 2018

retarded parker 

A moronic slightly slow, gay ass, fucking idiot with a millimeter Peter chode. Will most likely grow to be a child predator/rapist. He should have been gassed not the Jews. If you sreally him shoot on site

Damn he must be a retarded parker

retarded parker by Robertisbetterthanparker September 7, 2017

Robert Parker 

An incredibly salty person, who shares views with Bernie Sanders, ANTIFA, and unexpectedly ICE. An individual believes in every gender but also believes in building a wall. A truly odd specimen indeed. Also refereed to as the Oral Sex Demon.

You see that guy? Yeah, hes a real Robert Parker. I cant believe that guy.

Robert Parker by ClandestineOps August 8, 2019

Doris Day Parking 

The ability to pull into an open parking space at the front door of any residence or business destination no matter how busy the street or how large the parking lot.

It's like Tim is in the movies right on queue, no waiting. All the times I've ridden with him to the Mall we park right at the main entrance - Doris Day Parking!

Doris Day Parking by Gartron June 17, 2009

parky 

Uncomfortably cold, to the point you're shivering. Mainly used in the North of England, UK. Probably dirived from weather cold enough to need a parker.

Bloody 'ell fred, it's reet parky in 'ere, put some more coal on't fire.

parky by EvilOverlord November 28, 2003

parked

Being put in your place after being dissed. When you get back at somebody because of dissing or through joking and you are told "you got served," aka parked.

Nancy: "Jess, you couldn't add even if you had the calculator solve the problem for you!"
Nate: "Damn, you just got parked!"

parked by Nathaniel Szkil January 6, 2008