shit faced

When you get so drunk that you give people head without knowing it and get introuble by everyone because your so shitfaced that you tell everyone and dont even know it.

I was so shit faced last night i gave that guy head!!!

by Kacey. January 25, 2008

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Piece of Shit

A 1993 Honda Civic.

person 1: What kind of car do you have?
Person 2: I own a '93 Honda Civic.
Person 1: Oh, so you own a piece of shit, I'm sorry to hear that.

by Jason-The-Great February 18, 2011

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ghost shit

Another name for those little styrofoam packing turds.

When Jim opened this big-ass box, all of this ghost shit came pouring out, but the product itself was no larger than a cigarette lighter!

by Telephony November 2, 2013

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shit shower

when you run out of toilet paper and you jump in the shower and use your hand to wipe the shit out of your ass

running low on tp have to wash pp by taking a shit shower

by Big Mike 52 April 12, 2009

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You have just had an argument, or told a lie, and its very close to coming back to haunt you. This is the moment when you want to reply, but realise its too late.

This phrase can often follow:
*A stammering of non-linked words
*An "Oh no I mean"
*A deep breath
*It can also be said as the person is allready leaving/gone.

"Does my butt look big in this?"

"Your butt always looks big... oh no I mean, wait, shit."

by fleshandblood August 7, 2009

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