Tard-Old: A term defined by reaching an age in which you no longer contain coherence in your everyday speach, often accompanied with memory loss and loss of bowell control.
Jeremy: Your Great Grandmother is still alive?
Jarod: I guess if you consider someone that is Tard-Old living...
Jarod: I guess if you consider someone that is Tard-Old living...
by KillaNeptune May 10, 2011
Get the Tard-Oldmug. The act of one performing, and another receiving, oral sex whilst seated on the toilet, preferably defecating. Popular in Maine.
After that meatball grinder, I was sure she wouldn't be up for the good old blumpkin, but she followed me straight into the shithouse and went to work.
by rebel ase November 7, 2012
Get the good old blumpkinmug. by Gape the sexmaster April 27, 2020
Get the Old fashionedmug. When you hang a pair of cherries from the base of an erect penis, after having held an ice pack to it, you then rub orange peel along the shaft of the penis, take a shot of whiskey with a dash of bitters and a pinch of sugar, and when you swallow the shot, immediately deep throat the erect penis and lap a cherry into your mouth with your tongue, chew it, and swallow it.
You then say, "Ooh what a lovely Old Fashion"
You then say, "Ooh what a lovely Old Fashion"
Person#1 Would you like another old fashion?
Person #2 Yes, please. May I please get extra cherries on the next one?
Person #1 You got it!
Person #2 This is a lovely Old Fashion!
Person#1 The cocktail? Or the part where I just gave you an old fashion and deep throated you to get that cherry? I'm soooo drunk..
Person #2 Yes, please. May I please get extra cherries on the next one?
Person #1 You got it!
Person #2 This is a lovely Old Fashion!
Person#1 The cocktail? Or the part where I just gave you an old fashion and deep throated you to get that cherry? I'm soooo drunk..
by Bael Sach November 1, 2023
Get the An Old Fashionmug. Lucifer describes himself as Satan, Beelzebub, Old Scratch.. "Actually I like that one in particular..."
by LostSoulColo69 April 6, 2022
Get the Old Scratchmug. by Big booty 133 June 30, 2017
Get the The good old switchmug. Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends And Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, And Ready Player Two Are War Books
Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends And Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, And Ready Player Two Are War Books
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025
Get the Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends And Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, And Ready Player Two Are War Booksmug.