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Crusty old dude

A “crusty” old dude is basically a man or even a woman- of whom has been apart of a subculture for many decades (sometimes only a short time too but considers themselves veterans of the subculture). The term comes from California surf/rock climbing culture in the 90’s.

A crusty old dude’s attitude is very sour now, worn out, bitter, resentful, nasty, irritable, embittered; living in the past and full of negativity for change and the subculture moving forward.

Instead of being the opposite and helping to be inspirational, motivating and conscious of helping grow the subculture or sport forward- they consistently give in (the easier way out) to being a “hater” or “KOOK” to the younger generations- putting their achievements down and repressing any way forward for them.

Turning into a crusty old dude- is literally like being a Jedi knight in your youth- turning into a crusty old worn out Sith Lord- that everyone in the community avoids- as their energy is dark and all they speak about is how bad things are, and “back in their day it was way better”.

They literally exhaust people out, by the way they hold them selves being crusty.
Dude; Hey! What happened to Darren?? Man he used to be a strong climber in his 30’s.

Other dude: oh man, he is all downhill. Super crusty at the sport. No one hangs out with him anymore he’s that much of a crusty old dude.
by JSBC March 22, 2021
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Old Gregg

The genitalia in the aftermath of a bottom surgery in which a trans male to female recipient has quite literally a “mangina”. Not a penis, not a vagina. A mangina.

Origin: from the British comedy show “The Mighty Boosh” in which the scaly fish man named “Old Gregg” oft-times shows off his light emitting mangina to unsuspecting fisherman.
Dude Tyler is making out with that chick he just met at the bar. I’m pretty sure “she” has an Old Gregg.
by Gasman01 July 25, 2023
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Millenni-old

A person who is at the older age group of millennials. Can remembers what life was like before the internet was everywhere and what a payphone is for.
She didn't feel as computer Savvy as some of the younger millennials, because she was a millenni-old
by Heyheyama August 18, 2017
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5 year olds

Spoiled brats who believe anything and everything.
They want everything and eat anything
Kindergarten teachers: Why?!
5 year olds: what?
by Hatchdrk May 27, 2023
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old boy'd

Jim got totally old boy'd when he was tricked into sleeping with his own daughter.
by 5mendz March 5, 2014
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Old St Filth

A very old man with a grey beard and grey hair
Often quite filthy
Comes from the term for santa old st filth
Oh my god fuck me in the poontang its Old St Filth
by grant yon wei astal September 21, 2007
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The good old switch

When you are being raped give the switch and rape them back
You just got the good old switch and you got raped
by Big booty 133 June 30, 2017
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