South Oldham High School

A school in the middle of what seems like the middle of no where, but really turns out to be... the middle of no where.Though moments away from the bustling city of Louisville, there is still nothing, and will be nothing to do here for a long period of time, due to the nature of the small town of Crestwood. Unless you like paying to play videogames after school (at The Game Lounge) or paying to shoot your rifle/pistol at OpenRange Gun Range after school (come on now, it's KENTUCKY) then you wont love SOHS. Oh! and dont forget the Great football team! And their most memerable (quoted) chant, "0 and 10, never again!" The marching band is actually successfull, but the band kids participate in what nearly seems like inbred intercourse with each other much too often. And though outsiders may be surprised by all the cliques and friend circles SOHS DOESNT have, an outsider wont see the reality that there are cliques and friend circles. Also, make sure and leave your Weed at home. The drug dogs WILL find the weed you hid in the arm rest of your car. Or behind the books you stashed in your locker. They're DRUGDOGS. The Practically have weed vision. They dont even know what color weed is! And racism is only tolerated if you're black.

Counselor: Hello, and welcome to South Oldham High School!

Prospective Student: Ahhh shit... I'd rather a mountain ram do me in the ass with it's devilish sandpaperhorns.

by W716 January 9, 2011

Olde fortran

A fictional brand of beer from the TV cartoon Futurama.

Bender always keeps a 40 of Olde Fortran in his chest.

by The Comedian May 30, 2006

National Older Sister Day

A day to appreciate to older sisters. Older sister who have helped your mother out by technically being the second mom get recognized.

Happy national older sister day sis!

by dianacional February 4, 2021

oldblood

A young blood is African slang for one who is younger than the person saying it. An old blood is something a "young blood" says so somebody older than them.

A 13 year old called her 17 year old friend an oldblood

by A-dawg.xo December 27, 2014

Oldbjorn the canadian

the one who commands the sex truck division

Oldbjorn the canadian has at least 1 medal, the sex truck medal

by theeeeememelord69420 April 20, 2022

oldgen

Someone who has been playing a game for years, opposite of newgen

dumbass: L L bozo

Oldgen: stfup newgen

dumbass: bro I played in 2011

Oldgen: Cap you joined in 2020, and it says you first played in May 2020

by Epicentre123 July 9, 2022

gay oldman

1) When you want to search about Gary Oldman in google and forgot the "r".

2) The other way round

My friend checks my computer browsing history.
Friend: (shocked) You searched for gay oldman?

Me: Woa Woa not so loud! I meant to type Gary Oldman. Chill bro.

Victims of typing illiteracy, I am sorry for you. Type wisely next time.

by kdrng June 5, 2016