Couch Fire

The great American ceremony of retiring a couch.

Step 1 - take couch to wilderness, bring plenty of beer
Step 2 - start bonfire - get smashed - sit on couch with friends and reminisce.
Step 3 - when well smashed and bonfire needs more fuel, add couch to fire.

Billy - Hey Sally, should we reupholster this thing?

Sally - No Billy ... It's time for a couch fire.

by Mitchell Iz June 9, 2023

Slam Firing

The act of blowing one's load immediately after penetration inside of another

Sometimes if I haven't had sex with someone in awhile, I end up Slam Firing after one or two strokes

by BananaCommissar June 14, 2023

Filipino fire starter

When two Filipino lady boys rub there dicks together to ejaculation

My boy got a Filipino fire starter from some lady boy at the bar after finding out the chick he was talking to was in fact a dude.

by Mevers June 14, 2023

Rhapsody Of Fire

Great symphonic Italian Power Metal Band who have went through a few vocalists such as Luca Turilli, Giacomo Voli and Fabio Lione. They also make some killer solos too.

Fabio Lione is the best vocalist of the 3 who previously sang for Rhapsody Of Fire. He sounds like Bruce Dickinson of Iron Maiden.

by UltimateDoge June 16, 2023

Fire marshal bill

When a girl takes so long to orgasm but you keep going until she cums so hard she reverts to fire marshal bill afterwards and can't move her entire body except her jaw to tell you not to touch her.

Heather was getting fucked for so long that when she finally came. Her whole body froze in a position of fire marshal bill, with only the ability to scream don't touch me!

by The Big Heathen June 18, 2023

Slovakian fire hose

A sexual act. It starts when a male partner jerks off into a liquid storage tank for a long about of time. One the desired amount of semen has been reached, a hose is attached to the container. The final step in to sneak up behind the partner, stick the hose in the unsuspecting partners ass, and put it on the “jet” setting. If all is done well, semen will travel up the partners digestive system and out of their mouth (and nose, if lucky). This can be used for fun or used as a home defense system.

Dude Andy was giving Cam a Slovakian Fire Hose last night! Cams small intestine ruptured though, but it was still funny

by Jumpinthesky09 June 1, 2024

Slovakian fire hose

A sexual act. It starts when a male partner jerks off into a liquid storage tank for a long about of time. One the desired amount of semen has been reached, a hose is attached to the container. The final step in to sneak up behind the partner, stick the hose in the unsuspecting partners ass, and put it on the “jet” setting. If all is done well, semen will travel up the partners digestive system and out of their mouth (and nose, if lucky). This can be used for fun or used as a home defense system.

Dude Andy was giving Cam a Slovakian Fire Hose last night! Cams small intestine ruptured though, but it was still funny

by Jumpinthesky09 June 1, 2024