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Me J

“ I walked in on my roommate with his back on the ground his legs in the air trying to give himself a Me J” Or “ Did you hear that rumor about Marilyn Manson having a rib removed so he could suck his own dick? It takes commitment to achieve the Me J”
by PsychioticRN August 13, 2022
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Gabby J

Shut up. If you're good I'll give you a gabby j in the car.
by pdcjc January 28, 2015
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J money

A person who is very good at certain things, especially sport. A person who is clutch, who gets the money.
Show us the Money! Where is Jmoney? J money is a person who can always clutch up for himself or his team, typical nickname given to someone who's name starts with a J, E.g Jack
by Sam shagga December 2, 2023
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J-rod

A J-rod is a flamboyant homosexual known to frequent glory holes. The number on the men's room stalls with "for a good time call" will always lead you to a J-rod. J - rod's are also known to have tramp stamps of rainbows, butterflies, etc.
"Man this J-rod keeps following in to the restroom every time I have to take a leak."
by Wolfesucks February 28, 2015
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J

Anybody with a name starting with J stay away!!!!
Sally: he is such a dickhead

Lucy:what’s his name again
Sally:Jason

Lucy: wait his name starts with j what did you expect

Sally: your right I should have known Jason was a dickhead he
by Dojakitty March 27, 2020
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J-Panda

Buy your friend cheap poor quality eye makeup and ask her to apply it. Then spray your man vet on her eyes and when it runs out and she has gotten black oval around her eyes - she looks like a panda bear.
I bought my friend cheap eye makeup and she put it on her face, after a vigorous free party I sprayed my juice on her eyes and this ran all over so she had black circles around her eyes - she looked like a j-Panda.
by EBG2025 January 25, 2025
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J

Popular Loner, he knows everyone and everyone knows him, yet he never has one best friend. Comedian, his jokes are natural and he dosnt have to try hard to be funny whatsoever. Does you occasional drug (juul, vape, weed, maybe a lil cocaine) but doesn’t seem to get addicted. Plenty of girls find him attractive yet he’s only looking for that one person that he can spoil and fuck. He’s a hardworking man/boy who is guaranteed to either sell weed or have an actual job. Spends his money on clothes and shoes and his car (constantly pimpin out his ride). He is smart and manipulative, he can get anybody to do what he wants and never have to face the consequences for it.
“Hey yo that’s J, pretty sure he’s a crackhead. Funny dude though”
by Tacocracka04 January 23, 2020
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