droopy nigger tits

big ass drooping black tits. that are gross as shit. and nipples the size of trash can lids.

Dude did you actually motorboat those droopy nigger tits.
OMG!! you could tie those droopy nigger tits around your dick!!!

by Eric Seitz April 21, 2008

yellow nigger pellets

Rice.

Teacher: What's the most common food in China? Yes Johnny.
Johnny: My dad says they only eat yellow nigger pellets over there, and that only the rich can afford to eat at McDonald's.
Teacher: GO TO THE PRINCIPLE'S OFFICE IMMEDIATELY!

by PeJay June 15, 2013

Jesus was a nigger, too

A phrase used to highlight the ignorance, foolishness, or outrageousness of another's speech or actions. This invective is designed to ridicule and confuse the target by simultaneously likening him to both positive and negative role-models. It may prove particularly effective when used upon ignorant Americans, who may be unaware that the celebrated Renaissance-era images of Yeshua ben-Yosef (Jesus's birth name) were actually portraits of people the painters knew in their real lives (e.g. - relatives and friends), and which images were not based in any way upon descriptions of Jesus's appearance found in The Bible. The fact that Biblical accounts generally describe Jesus as dark-skinned, with hair the texture of wool, heightens the sardonic effect.

If someone cuts you off in traffic, pull-up alongside them at the next stop light and yell, "That's OK, Jesus was a nigger, too."

If someone says something patently ridiculous at a cocktail party, smile sweetly and say, "Did you know that Jesus was a nigger, too?"

by Charles Chin Tao Horton August 2, 2006

drunk ass nigger

A black dude that is drunk off his ass and is annoying as fuck.

Yea! he was one drunk ass nigger

by Jezuzs November 11, 2010

Thicker than a nigger

If someone is looking good on a party night

Homie: Ay girl you looking Thicker than a nigger on a saturday night

by Big-Max November 17, 2020

nigger with a gold tooth

A classy cocktail in the form of a shot. It combines the aromatic liqueurs jagermiester mixed halfies with the sweet nectar known as goldschlager.

Hey barkeep, slide me a Nigger with a Gold Tooth. Keep them coming until I'm passed out.

by J_Duece May 11, 2018

nigger bentley jr

The lowly Chrysler 200. Wannabe ballers car for those who can't afford a proper nigger bentley. Usually seen on the back of a repo man's truck once the owner defaults on their payments.

Tyrone experienced sticker shock when he found out the price of a new Chrysler 300, he ended up going with the 200 so he could afford to slap 26in chrome wheels on his ride.

The repoed nigger bentley jr was scrapped when it was determined that it would cost more than the cars value to fix the broken driver's seat leaned all the way back and to clean out all the cigar clippings and crack odor.

by OGMUFFDIVER November 15, 2021