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hazel deez nuts in yo mouth

for your friend named hazel (because hazelnut)
“ayo, imma hazel deez nuts in yo mouth!”
by hehehhaw July 20, 2022
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Punch a bitch in her mouth

To put a bitch in her mouth when she plays with you
I’ll punch a bitch in her mouth if she plays with me
by Mar BSV October 11, 2022
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Putting words in God’s mouth

Because that isn’t literally what the Bible does....
Hym “If man can’t literally speak with God, how is the Bible/All religious text not putting words in God’s mouth? (Which is something you accused me of doing) I don’t know, give my thing a couple of thousand years... We’ll see what happens...
by Hym Iam November 27, 2022
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Get the marbles out of your mouth

Urging someone to speak, sing, or write so that they can be heard or understood more clearly
You need to get the marbles out of your mouth — I could barely hear that last verse.
by Lazarus Online December 10, 2022
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candis dick fit in your mouth

candis dick fit in your mouth is a a serious oral sti spread via having various penis in your mouth at one time (eg cock-pacity)
“oi guess what dud”
“what dud”
“i have candis”
“candis what”
“candis dick fit in your mouth
by hgcgjbvftuhvv February 20, 2023
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Put your money where your mouth is

To actually do whatever you’re talking about
Person 1: “I could totally shoot scratch on our golf course
Person 2: “ $100 says you can’t”

Person 1: “Well I don’t wanna….”
Person 2: “Cmon put your money where your mouth is”
by Tate3223 April 10, 2023
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Chewing with both sides of your mouth

Wait what!? I can't you fucking idiot. There's a hole in my tooth!
Hym "You have got to be fucking shitting me, does NOT chewing with both sides of your mouth contribute to TMJ!? Well what in the fuck am I supposed to do about that now you son of a bitch!? God damnit. Oh and does my concern for the spontaneous increase in the severity of my symptoms insult you? Is it not worth your time? Fucking prick."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2023
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