milked

masturbating until nothing comes out

friend: why do you look so tired
you: I milked myself last night

by DayoChan March 13, 2022

Milk Carton

To go missing. To disappear. When you have not seen someone in a long time. In reference to the 'Missing' photos that used to be placed on the back of milk cartons.

'I feel like I haven't seen Mena Suvari in forever... She's gone full Milk Carton'

by O-U-812 September 11, 2019

Milk Moustache

When a man cums inside a women and she then squirts it back on or in his mouth.

Didn't expect my wife to give me a milk moustache last night, it was a bit salty.

by Milky777 September 3, 2015

Milk

A term often used to describe a man's semen in hentai.

Please give me all of your milk onii-chan~

by NIN10DOXD June 5, 2019

milk my noodle

A more secretive and funny form of telling a girl to make you nut.

Hey Jessica, will you milk my noodle.

Ur mom milked my noodle last night.

Im so glad your milking my noodle.

by PenisHead5467 March 9, 2020

Milking the squid

Taking overly elaborate measures to avoid a minor expense, e.g., maintaining an aquarium of squids and milking them for their ink to avoid the cost of printer ink.

I know it’s milking the squid, but these egg prices have me thinking about building a chicken coop myself.

by Armadillinguist May 1, 2025

LED milk

Long Expiration Date

-Are you drinking the milk you bought last month? >_>
-Chillax, it`s LED milk.
-LED?
-Long Expiration Date milk, dummy.

by Midnighthunter May 30, 2015