Megan J. H.

Megan is a lovely gurl who's absolutely gorgeous and is super funny and nice. She's amazing.

Megan J. H. is hilarious and so laughable she's awsome.

by Byefefe May 22, 2018

Michael J. Okes

A Michael Jox is a joke about Michael J. Fox (celebrity) that makes fun of the fact that he has Parkinsons Disease, which causes someone to uncontrollably shake. Usually depicted with pictures.

Structure: Michael J. Fox+Obect=Something

Originated on 4chan's infamous /b/

Jake: "Michael J. Fox+Coca Cola=Frag Grenade"

"Michael J. Fox+Fan=Tornado"

"Michael J. Fox+Shake and Bake=Breaded Chicken"

"Michael J. Fox+Hand Crank Flashlight=Light Saber"

"Michael J. Fox+Operation=Graveyard"

Amir: Man those were some hysterical Michael J. Okes!

by Waitzsauce May 21, 2009

pb & j

it gud

pb & j is gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodddddokekoprm3poernv4tuib5jbgji5biupch3tj09tj5hf'retvj4jvwej3jewiec

by pink testicles April 7, 2021

j wat

When some says something totally irrelevant in a conversation

Dude i don't want to hang out with him he is a total j wat

by sexymcbessy November 30, 2009

J. Mind

When a man puts his hand in a girls mouth, and shakes it and runs the track at the same time, while having his skinny wang out. On the track he runs like the j, half way around, and the (Mind) represents the girl saying do you mind!

Nick gave the girl a J. Mind, and was tired after.

by AJ Ballock September 26, 2007

J. Blunden

The meaning of life

Who is that? WHO IS THAT?!!
That’s J. Blunden. She’s the meaning of life

by Madtingz January 26, 2022

J-Peterman

The Hemingway-style stories and flowery language used in strain reviews of marijuana on dispensary websites.

The blurbs on bud are like the clothing descriptions in the Jay Peterman catalog on Seinfeld.

"There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." – Jesse Grove, Dope Directory

Hey man, what's the J-Peterman on this leaf?

by Da Do Run Run January 17, 2021