giggle finger

When you can't stop touching, flicking or clicking something with your finger. Just like how hard it is to stop giggling.

Guy 1: Why do you keep poking that silly puddy? You've been doing that for hours!

Guy2: I don't know?

Guy1: Man, you got giggle finger

by ChildishOne November 20, 2013

one finger bandit

A person that prides themself on bestowing upon a fortunate individual a high standard of pleasure, not usually possible with just one digit.

Oi Charles, have you heard about this prowling Robin Hood whoe's new in town. He goes by the name of the "One Finger Bandit". He pillages the rich and ravishes the poor.

by Fratton November 26, 2013

swank finger

A long middle finger used for giving directions

Follow my swank finger

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

bum finger

The 11th finger that comes out of a girl's bum to enter a guy's bum while they are having sex.

The sex was pretty bland until her bum finger crept out.

by Sebastian Rofo December 7, 2013

caterpillar finger

When a person sticks ones finger into an ungroomed anal cavity resulting in a digit that resembles in an adolescent caterpillar

I was intoxicated and stumble upon a homeless guys butthole and in result i came home with caterpillar finger.

by Timtitty December 14, 2013

Two-Finger Filet

(Too - Fing-Ger Fi-ley)

When you finger a girl with both your index finger, and your middle finger.

"I sir, am an expert on the subject of the Two-Finger Filet."

"Don't you believe me? I Two-Finger filet-ed the shit out of that hoe."

by Fing-her Filet December 15, 2013

5 finger pitch

When a guy name "Jets" makes Niles think there's actually something called a 5 finger pitch

"Hey Niles do you know what a 5 finger pitch is?" "No Jets I don't?" "Oh that sucks" "I'll go search it on Urban Dictionary" "Ok" "Fuck you, There is no 5 finger pitch" "YOU ACTUALLY SEARCHED IT THOUGH!"

by NYNiles25 January 5, 2014