The Eberhart Fart

It's when you love the feeling of taco meat running down your chin and the sight of a small malaysian boy taking senior pictures. You love it so much that you are run through a forest with your pet parrot and jump off a cliff and land inside a female clown's vagina. You then yell out at the gods for the great sensation running through your body.

Park Ranger Lonnie- hey did you run up the gumdrop river 2 weeks ago?

Sergio- nah, i did the eberhart fart like a soldier.

by FarchMaster Flex October 6, 2009

Phone Fart

A phone fart is when you (or the person on the other line) accidentally hits one of the number keys on his/her phone, resulting in a jarring high pitched noise that assaults the ears of both parties.

I hung up on Ben after he phone farted like five times. My ears are ringing!!!

by Clarin June 18, 2009

brain fart

a bad idea

It was a real brain fart, when he started talking about how his pants fell down while wearing them low.

by T.V. John March 27, 2013

Cricket Fart

The kind of knock your socks off, stuff a tamp in your nose, cumin saturated, air biscuit that makes you wonder how something so powerful came out of someone so small.

Jesus Christ, do you smell that cricket fart? Keep it in your pants Kiki.

by TwatMuffaleta September 23, 2016

Farting Cheddar

To have an excess of money, and spend it wastefully.

He won the lottery and bought 60 cars, he's pretty much just farting cheddar at this point.

by Dr. BANE November 24, 2010

Pressure Fart

1. uncontrollable flatulence produced by the onset of a full bladder.
2. when the pressure in your full bladder causes you to physically lose control of your farts.

Dude, quit stinking up the car!
Sorry man, I have to pee so bad that it's causing me to pressure fart.

by beechbum April 16, 2011

vagina fart

The occurence in which one female procures a bodily gas from there pussy

yo, that girl just vagina farted!!!!!!!!

by Peepee LongCocc May 7, 2019