Dick Whisperer

A girl that knows how to make you hard or erect.

That girl over there, Amy is a real Dick Whisperer. She can really make you hard

by Purplewarrior49 May 6, 2018

Stiff dick

A hard one

Nouha: oh damn babe you've got a stiff dick!

by Reaalme February 12, 2018

Trail Dick

Mean-spirited person who doesn’t wear a mask while closely passing others on NY hiking trails during the Coronavirus/COVID 19 Pandemic.

Urban variant: MASKHOLE

Walking on the Rail Trail, Rick and Jan pulled on their masks when approaching an older man on a narrow turn. The older man wore no mask and scowled as he passed. Rick said, “What a trail dick. People could at least have the pretense to hang a mask around their necks.”

by LJCEE June 25, 2020

eat a dick

a phrase to convey anger. most effective against extremely obtuse straight males as it implies that they are homosexual.

Bill pushes Tom.
Tom tells Bill to "eat a dick".
Bill looks hurt and bewildered.

by Stacky August 27, 2003

dick piece

In males, the combined parts, penis and balls.

That bitch in the alley way was all up on my dick piece after i gave her 5 dollars.

by redtfaok September 18, 2003

dick texting

When a guy you have no type of sexual relationship with sends you a text at an extremely late (or early) hour wanting some sort of sexual favor - similar to sleep texting, but with their dick.

Friend1: So "bob" was dick texting me last night :/
Friend 2: no wayyy! What did he say?
Friend 1: that he wanted to do like we did our first time.. 2 YEARS AGO!!

by MysticFire April 30, 2011

kissy dick

The act of a female preforming terrible oral sex by solely kissing around the tip of the male's penis.

Just when I thought she was going in for the blow job she started giving me kissy dick.

by Gentleman Drunk July 8, 2011