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A head, shaped like one of the following:

*A kidney bean- mostly seen on muslims , they usually wear beany bandages (turbans) to protect their sore heads. but if you unravel it you can see the 8th wonder in the world.

*An egg- smelly bean that has a point at the top.

*A peanut- either has a really dry and wrinkly bean, or a greasy bean.

*A malteaser- bit racist? also known as a black airhead

*A jelly bean- sometimes fragranced, and very edible looking.

*A watermelon- perhaps sometimes green from far too much uphill gardening, or more world widley known for a good ol bit of bushwhacking.

*In some rare cases/ a bowling ball- usually known for the bulldog looking nose and cheeks, with a very shiny and sometimes reflectionable slap head. the bowling ball bean is sterotyped for polishing their heads before they go out to make the ladies swoon and fall to the floor.

Here are some famous beans;
Torvil & bean
Bean gaffney
Bean elizibeth
Bean victoria
Bean windass
Beany todd
Bean bowditch
Bean ashton

Bean'ed is also refered to as slap'ed for the lols
billy* hey pete and mike do you see that bean'ed over there ->

pete and mike* yeah ROFL how could we miss that great big bean bandage he calls a turban!?
Bean'ed by warrenclose December 20, 2010

Hot Bean Cat 

to cut off the penis and testicles of a man while he is erect, taking said penis and slapping it across another person's or said male's face.

Resulting in the penis ejaculating and spraying cum on the slapped surface.
"Man, last night Jerry's girlfriend hot bean cated him"
"ow, that sucks."
Hot Bean Cat by ScriptWorthy November 13, 2011

juanitas special bean dip

Similar to a dirty sanchez, except instead of wiping the fecal matter on her lip you fish hook the mouth of your partner and hold it in so they can taste the rainbow.
While i was doing Mary doggy style, i totally gave her a taste of juanitas special bean dip!

Banshees 

A Banshee is a mythical animal that walks with 2 legs and looks similar to kangaroo with the tail and pouch but has multiple penis's one in the crotch region and one the head. They enjoy sharing jars with other Banshees by putting their own penis's inside creating a intimate feel between them
The Banshees love to share jars
Banshees by Banshees January 24, 2015

Bean juice 

The seed contained in a man's ballbag. More commonly known as ejaculate
Ellen: Where's your girlfriend?
Mark: Dumped. She only wanted me for my bean juice.
Ellen: Well, it is in high demand.
Bean juice by Pootytang86 May 30, 2016

power beads 

Anal beads ; the final bead in the string symbolizes power, for if fully inserted, might require surgical removal of the entire string. (Don't try this without being, or being with, a safe, sane, consensual -- in a word, *competent* practitioner).
Power beads (or anal beads provide a means of breaking a recalcitrant or anally resistant subject, especially when the subject is required to clean the beads orally, afterward.
power beads by Rick Wilson January 21, 2005