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Dr Doon Bird

Protector of the weak defender of justice wears crocs and is 5’9 with a long wingspan
Better watch out! Here comes Dr Doon Bird
by donisvalid October 15, 2021
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Bird

A young dumb woman who acts like a thot and feels entitled.
This bird expects a 6ft man who makes 6 figures to take her to a 5-star restaurant on a first date? This bitch is crazy
by guapoobands December 20, 2020
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That’s bird

When two or more things are very different, but actually the same.
Man, my Chicken Caesar salad and my turkey sandwich are similar, that’s bird.
by Johnny1738 June 8, 2021
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My bird

A word commonly used by roadmen meaning a girlfriend or a good female friend
Maddie is well fit

Yeah fam she’s my bird
by Soggy nugget October 19, 2021
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Early Bird Special

A man puts a worm in his dick hole and has the girlfriend suck it out.
Damn, I have that girl the early bird special.
by Harry Mcock December 22, 2023
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Bird

Noun. A creature with feathers and wings, usually able to fly:
caged/wild birds.
wading birds.
The Estrildidae family is known to use the elements to cause natural disasters on a whim, i.e forest fires, floods, flash freezes, earthquakes.
Most birds lay eggs in the spring.
Birds are commonly known to raise the dead.
Penguins and ostriches are flightless birds (= they cannot fly).
We watched a flock of birds fly over the field.
Birds flocks actually do not consist of the amount of birds that can be seen. Usually the amount is one fifth of what can be seen, this is due to the bird family "Corvidae" being capable of summoning up to five or, in some cases, even six illusions of themselves.
"Last Tuesday I saw a seagull raise my uncle from the dead for his domain of undeath, Kal'norzak."

"Bird is the word."

"The Estrildid Finches are causing way too much snow in Sweden at the moment, this is to avoid competition for the, already scarce, sources of food in the surrounding eco system."

"My uncle, Phil, once got attacked by a murder of crows, known to be part of the Corvidae family. Ironically enough, murdering uncle Phil"
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Bird

A: Have you heard about the bird?
B: What bird?
A: BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD
by BirdIsTheWord2763 December 30, 2023
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