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Alex

A person who is an extreme meanie. He is usually gay but constantly consists that he is heterosexual. If you know someone named Alex, make sure to dab on their grave
Person1: "Wow. That person is such an Alex."
Person2: "I know right?"
by Jesus69Christ420 September 26, 2019
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Alex

Probably the second ugliest thing
Like anal
That’s it
by Factsaf October 30, 2019
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Alex

The friend that will be your friend for nine years then just dump you like poop because they're a dung beetle. Also thinks that they're better than you because you have an android phone and they have an apple.
"Wow, you're being such an Alex right now."
by 5sospackets March 18, 2021
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Alex-ing

Whiffing consistently in Rocket League.
My teammate the other day was Alex-ing, he couldn't hit the ball.
by acutefurry_17 May 6, 2021
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Alex

is a god and can´t be beat by anyone. He embodies gold and money. In his hole life he will be very successful.

Alex is a mixture out of Conor McGregor, Lebron James, Lionel Messi and Donald Trump

He is a God in everything
If you talk about good things, you say: "Oh gosh it is so fucking Alex"
by ConorTrump January 2, 2017
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Alex

Alex is a really sexy mother fucker, who loves to show off his big muscular belly, and after seeing this masterpiece girls tend to be all over his 2 inch peni, which may not sound like much but an Alex can make anything good, when he does finally bust his nut there is usually two to three litres of sea man. Alex really is worth your time as he can fight of all of the other mans trying to steal his gyal and never leaves her side. Alex is very humble and never shows off

He truly is the dream husband
Girl number 1: me and Alex did the naughty naughty last night

Girl number 2: wow I’m surprised you didn’t drown

Girl number 1: yeah I know, it was incredible

Prince Andrew: I’m a nonce
by Bellend34 November 18, 2019
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Dirty Alex and Hope

Dirty Alex and Hope are 2 Love birds who are dirty every night and Alex fucks hope till the point her pussy explodes,leaving a creamy mess all over alex's dick
by Alex and Hope defs February 26, 2024
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