two pennies and a half smoked cigarette

The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them

"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."

by McDonalds Pizza February 24, 2021

Two Face

When you shave off only half of your Pubes. Turner Woods invented this.

Man, did you see Joe the other day? He is rocking a Two Face.

by WoodenShard November 29, 2022

Two Twenty

A Volunteer Firefighter who has 2 years in the Department but acts and talks as though he has over 20 years of experience; hence: "Two-Twenty."

John is such a two twenty! He joined 3 months ago and suddenly now knows everything!

by DelcoHoagie August 22, 2016

forty-two okay

A dumb way of censoring 420, especially in a public environment. Can also be a replacement for the word weed. Just based off of the hand sides for 4, 2, and 0.

He looks like he got some forty-two okay...

by ImNotAFurryISwear April 10, 2020

two-block

Copulate -- like when the two blocks of a nautical pulley system jam together.

He two-blocked her on their first date.

by bobbydellwood June 6, 2018

the two percent

the percent of the U.S. population that is jewish

Abe belongs to the two percent, so does Sol.

by 7298 September 11, 2020

Two

A British, loved Algebralien From the hit series made by JacknJellify - BFDI: The Power Of Two, or TPOT for short (NOT THE NUMBER)

Person 1: Who is your favourite bfdi host?
Person 2: Oh, its got to be Two!

by BFDIfan_2763 April 7, 2024